Farmison

It’s been one of those months. One of those endless months where every cupboard is ransacked for pulses and grains to eke out. One of those never ending months where unlabelled plastic boxes are hopefully defrosted and root vegetables are repeatedly experimented with. And one of those long, long months where we squint at the shopping receipts again and again and wonder if we dare stick the heating on.

We rarely argue, but all of a sudden, our differences in priorities over the  food shop slip from teeny fissures into yawning, great chasms. Like most people that just aren’t that fussed about what canters down the cakehole, my OH is content to blithely lob Cathedral City and caged eggs into the basket, whereas I will forego new threads and lather up with budget shampoo in order to eat well. And so we bicker and then we compromise and what we’re left with is a schizo fridge where organic whole milk rubs shoulders with basics Mozarella next to locally grown kale next to a jar of ready made pasta sauce next to a pan full of the stuff I’ve made myself from scratch. We’re both convinced the other has got it completely wrong and we’re enjoying a particularly heated conversation to this effect, when the doorbell goes and it’s like all my religious festivals have come at once.

When Farmison asked if I wanted to review some of their stuff, I wasn’t expecting an entire fortnight’s worth of gourmet delights. But hallelujah here they are, the magnificent fruit and veg box (red skinned potatoes-check, properly sweet oranges-check), the meat box brimming with Dexter veal and salt marsh lamb and the most amazing cheese box we’ve ever had. Even better than our wedding cake.

Farmison deliver seasonal, local produce that they’ve lovingly sourced from the farm to your doorstep within 48 hours. If ever I win the lottery I am going to order my food from them all the time and exile crappy Cheddar from my fridge forever. Until then I’ve got the memory of this incredible lot to feast off.

The veal and lamb go straight in the freezer and I joint up the chicken. The breast goes into Fuchsia Dunlop’s celestial gong bau chicken and the legs and thighs make a killer tikka masala, padded out with plenty of vegetables. The carcass forms the base of a chicken and vegetable soup with parsley dumplings, so that chook alone keeps  us going for a good 3 days. And the cheeses, oh the cheeses! The cheeses are a revelation.We spend a couple of days just looking at them, calculating in which order to demolish. We tussle over the Bluemin White and inhale the whole thing with crackers in front of the iplayer. The only duff note is the Caboc, which is almost aggressively cloying, it’s basically a cylinder of double cream rolled in oats. The Harrogate blue is one of the most exciting examples of immortalised milk I’ve ever sampled. My new happy place consists of buttercup golden saltiness shot through with the tangiest of moulds. I single-handedly pick at the entire wedge one exhausted evening.

The Monk’s Folly is sliced into a potato, caramelised shallot and sundried tomato tart. The Yorkshire Blue is crumbled into a sharp dressing which we fork through the remnants of the cabbage. The Dexter veal is languorously pot roasted for hours with sage,oregano, parsley, garlic, wine and cream. We watch the snow fall and have it sliced thickly with creamed turnips and potatoes. The salt marsh lamb is baked to tenderness in a salt dough crust. The apples go into a sticky toffee date and apple pudding. The Marie Flower goes into some decadently oozing little feuilletés . We make it through to payday. Just.

1 tbsp. olive oil

1 clove garlic, crushed

2 shallots, finely chopped

3 nuggets of frozen spinach

1 tbsp. balsamic vinegar

3 tbsp. sour cream

2 tbsp. finely grated decent cheddar

1 block of Marie flower (or other soft sheep’s cheese) rind removed and cut into 1cm cubes

Freshly grated nutmeg, salt and pepper

1 sheet ready rolled all butter puff pastry

1 beaten egg mixed with a little milk to glaze

2 tbsp. lime juice

2 tbsp. fresh ginger, grated

2 cloves of garlic, crushed

2 tsp. ground cumin

1 tsp. chilli powder

1 tsp. smoked paprika

1 tsp. curry powder, toasted

2 medium potatoes, peeled and cubed

2 carrots, peeled and diced

¼  savoy cabbage, shredded

750g skinless chicken thighs and drumsticks

125ml thick Greek yoghurt

125ml double cream

2 medium onions, finely chopped

2 tbsp. fresh ginger, julienned

Half a bulb of garlic, crushed

2 tbsp. olive oil

1 tsp. coriander powder

½ tsp. turmeric powder

½ tsp. chilli powder

1 fresh green chilli, finely chopped

200g chopped tinned tomatoes

3 tbsp. tomato puree

½ tsp. garam masala

300ml chicken stock

2 tbsp. freshly chopped coriander

1 ½ tsp. salt