I'm A Celebrity Chef…Get Me Out Of Here!
And so the celebrity chef cull continues…The latest to bite the dust is John Burton Race. Remember him? You know, the guy who made a tit of himself on ITV…
Ready Steady Crook: Fake Chef Faces Jail
A bogus celebrity chef who claimed to have flushed Jamie Oliver’s head down the toilet as a kitchen prank is facing jail after admitting a string of gastro-pub frauds. Kenny…
Michael Jackson: Remember The Thyme
You wouldn’t have thought Michael Jackson would have got stuck into haggis and deep-fried Mars bars during his brief love affair with Scotland. And you’re right, he didn’t. But he…
Chef Fights Off Robber In Gorilla Suit
A chef has told how he fought off a man in a gorilla suit trying to rob his restaurant. Scott Sanders was taking a bag of rubbish out to the…
Chef And Waitress In Right Royal Romp-us
A chef and a waitress have reportedly found themselves in hot water for romping on the lawn at Sandhurst – in full view of summer party-goers. The pair allegedly got…
Keith Floyd's Last Gourmet Meal
Keith Floyd once said if he were to die tomorrow, he’d choose oysters for his last meal. And as it turned out, he did. The legendary TV cook’s last gourmet…
James Martin Forced To Eat Humble Pie
By ‘eck. That bloooody James Martin has slammed a hornets’ nest into a hedge and they’re all now after his sticky Parkin cake. All I can say is it couldn’t…
Confusion Over Keith Floyd's Funeral
Keith Floyd’s life was a chaotic affair, so perhaps it’s fitting that confusion surrounds his funeral too. The TV cook parted with his long-term manager Stan Green some 15 month…
Floyd To Be Cremated In Banana Leaves
On my last blog, I wrote about the confusion over Keith Floyd’s funeral arrangements. Now it turns out he is to be cremated in a banana leaf coffin in Bristol,…
James Martin's Mole Saga
TV cook James Martin has already boasted about how he likes watching the look of “sheer terror” on cyclists’ faces as he forces them into hedgerows. Now he has his…